callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

tagged: +bby 

shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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I’m  c r a z y  and I don’t pretend to be anything else.

I’m  c r a z y  and I don’t pretend to be anything else.

tagged: +god 

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show

tagged: +ahs 
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
tagged: +katy